26 Pieces of Advice

A – An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away

B – Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker

C – Clean as you go so dishes aren’t so scary.

D – Dogs are the best

E – Eat plenty, but don’t gorge.

F – Fleeting thoughts are important

G – Get a professional wardrobe

H – Have FUN!

I – Implications. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

J – Jamba Juice is NOT a hangover cure.

K – Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

L – Leave the country, even if you only do once.

M – Meet as many people as you can

N – Never truly grow up. Having a kid’s heart makes you fun.

O – Open a savings account, and actually save your money.

P – Pennies add up, don’t disregard them

Q – Quiet people are usually the most interesting.

R – Rest. A busy life deserves to be put on pause every once in a while.

S – Sex does not equal a relationship. Don’t get clingy.

T – Teach yourself something new.

U – Underwear. Wash them. And wear the right ones.

V – Vitamins. Take them. P.S. The Sun is one.

W – Wait. Patience is a Virtue.

X – X-rays, avoid them at all costs.

Y – Yum. Eat good food, don’t just eat.

Z – Zipper. Make sure it’s up.

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